May they forget their drivers' licences
May they carry overload
And may they over speed.
May their cars have no inner lights
May there be thick hold-up
May they have some loose change
To slip into my fingers.
Let there be no robbery scene
I have no energy to pursue
No hit and run driver
I have no time to investigate.
But let there be a generous tip
Let me catch a drunken driver
Let there be a thick hold-up
Today I need some loose change.